S.Q.UI.R.T

What can I say?  I LOVE BOOKS!  SQUIRT stands for solitary, quiet, uniterrupted reading time....  I'm not very good at the quiet part...I have a lot to say.
I love surrounding myself with books and reading out loud!
No one knows what I am saying except me...but I use lots of inflection in my voice to make the stories very interesting.
WHOA!  Somebody is watching!
Hey!  This is SQUIRT...I was solitary...